Tired of losing all your hard-earned loot every time you die? Do you dream of a convoluted, corporate nightmare where recovering your belongings requires filling out forms, navigating red tape, and arguing with underpaid agents?
Introducing: Item Insurance! Finally, a solution nobody asked for, but everyone deserves.
If you happen to perish mid-adventure, don’t worry! An Insurance Adjuster will spawn to help you reclaim your precious items. (Disclaimer: Lava-related deaths are not covered. Sorry, not sorry.)
Just answer a "few" soul-crushingly bureaucratic questions, and you’ll have your stuff back in no time! (Actual item retrieval time may vary, depending on how much coffee the agent’s had.)
Don’t like how things are handled? Speak to his manager and express your feelings, just don’t expect a resolution.
– Collect random office supplies to build and decorate your dream cubicle (fluorescent lights not included)
– Receive generous "incentives" from your Insurance Adjuster to conveniently forget a few policy details!
– Battle an overworked, underpaid middle manager who just wants you to come in on Saturday… with zero overtime
Teamwork makes the paperwork!
